shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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urbancatfitters:

for halloween im just gonna be angry

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  • Trackname:

    Style (Clip)
  • Artist:

    Taylor Swift
  • Album:

    1989

Style (Clip) - Lyrics

taylorswift:

You got that long hair, slicked back, white t-shirt.
& I got that good girl fig and a tight little skirt,
And when we go crashing down, we come back in every time.
Cause we never go out of style. Take me home.
(You got the look, you got the look)

Faith. It’s ‘good girl faith’
So excited this is out!

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  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

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spookydeerborn:

candalalala:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Every time we go past a cemetery my dad pulls the joke “that must be a popular place, people are just dying to get in”. Every time.

whenever i say something about having an ache or pain or hurting myself EVERY SINGLE TIME my dad sais “i went to the doc and said ‘doc, it hurts when i do this.’ and he said ‘well, then, don’t do that!’” AND EVERY SINGLE TIME HE GETS THAT SPARKLE IN HIS EYE

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Timestamp: 1413927732

spookydeerborn:

candalalala:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Every time we go past a cemetery my dad pulls the joke “that must be a popular place, people are just dying to get in”. Every time.

whenever i say something about having an ache or pain or hurting myself EVERY SINGLE TIME my dad sais “i went to the doc and said ‘doc, it hurts when i do this.’ and he said ‘well, then, don’t do that!’” AND EVERY SINGLE TIME HE GETS THAT SPARKLE IN HIS EYE

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